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Aeropause Games: The 10 Girliest Video Games EVAR!

  • Richard · 3 years ago
    Rakka you are marvelous, I had a feeling you would counter my post, well done!
  • Paul · 3 years ago
    #1 = teh awesome. rakka, you rock ... ah ... wow, that was a bad pun.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    thanks, richard! you're quite marvelous yourself, you know!

    haha! thanks, paul! that pun was t eh r0xx0r!
  • bgss · 3 years ago
    If the frag dolls beating you justifies a girly game, then this list would likely just be composed of several games that they play (Halo 1/2 Rainbow Six etc..). And I think one of the staples of the frag dolls is that they are showing that not all girls are "girly". They're purposely doing quite the opposite.

    I'm just calling "cop out" on the #1 slot, as many #1 slots do.
  • Hso · 3 years ago
    I don't see Rez :P the list is incomplete!! :P
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    heh heh! the whole article was written for the cop out ending, bgss! hah! i'm glad you caught it!

    yeah, it is incomplete, hso. sorry 'bout that.
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    GRAW Sucks and so do the Fag Dolls.
  • John H. · 3 years ago
    Ladybug is actually pretty hardcore.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    aw, i'm sorry, anonymous. :( please don't be *too* sick over it. ;D

    yeah, ladybug actually is, john h. definately one of the better pacman clones out there!
  • richlb · 3 years ago
    ladybug is an awesome game. when i was a kid, my parents bought a colecovision for us. outside of donkey kong, ladybug was the most played game. both me and my brother loved it. didn't realize it was girly.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    i only called it girly because of the hearts, richlib. ;D it IS a good game!
  • carlos · 3 years ago
    fuck the fragdolls ill take them on any day
  • carlos · 3 years ago
    fuck the fragdolls ill take them on any day
    gamertag bobthecat23
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    you doubley will, carlos! more power to you! :D!
  • Keith · 3 years ago
    HELLO, SUPER PRINCESS PEACH?
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    haha!

    yeah, i know. i just returned it to gamefly this week even. sorry?
  • Matthias · 3 years ago
    That's hilarious, thanks for the laugh!
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    you're most definately welcome, mattias!
  • I owned the Frag Dolls at WCVG · 3 years ago
    That's not what they did in GRAW over at the WCVG, they got owned there!
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    hahah!! that i did not know, owner. thanks for pointing it out!
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    oh yes! that's a GREAT suggestion, fsk405k! samus is awesome!
  • Gnarkill · 3 years ago
    Where is Halo? That game is for girls.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    mwah-haa-haa!!! :D!
  • Jazz · 3 years ago
    I'm a girl gamer and I haven't played any of these games...way too much pink. I'm a pink hater, no offence but I see too much in 'girly' games. I'm surprized that games like Resident Evil or Bloodrayne aren't listed since the main characters are girls but they're aimed at the male gaming population. I'm a really big girly girl just not when I'm gaming. I play Alias (Xbox) a lot.

    Jazz
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    thanks, jazz!

    i'm a girl gamer too and i've not played any of the games (*mumbling* except for the "hello kitty" one.)

    the article was just a joke as a response to "the manliest video games" list that made the rounds a while ago. i personally think it's a tad silly to lump games into "male" and "female". i prefer "good" vs "unplayable". it's a much more useful label. ;D
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    (oops. i've also played "ladybug".

    also, i didn't mean to imply in my previous comment that male = good and female = unplayable. i just meant that labeling games with something that's not useful (like "for boys!") is really counterproductive.)
  • Samara · 3 years ago
    I think this was a very well thought out response to the "manly video game" post. However,


    It's true, you can't find a game better than Contra. Even after beating it like 30 times, that game is STILL fun
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    thanks, Samara!

    and, yes. i agree with you. contra is still an awesome game! :D!
  • Ravenrogue · 3 years ago
    I was ready to get a bit offended until I got to number one. Then I laughed. This list makes me smile now. xD Even if I haven't played any of the first nine. Sorry, more of a survival horror and fighting game addict.
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    haha! well, i'm glad you enjoyed number one! :D! yeah, i'm more of a cult and fighting gamer myself. (oh, and retro. i luuurves the retro.) survival horror is lots of fun too!
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    oops. that anonymous post was from me, btw. someone needs coffee before they use the interwebs! ;D
  • gamertag: aneurysm13 · 3 years ago
    frag dolls are no match for me! i totally pwn them
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    hooray! :D!
  • Charles in Charge · 3 years ago
    Haha, I'm just posting to say it amuses me how Rakka deals with classic contentious internet a-holes who keep making "threats" towards the frag dolls.

    Cheers.
  • Kaori · 3 years ago
    Oh boy... i dont even play half these games i play rpg style like gta. O_o; and im a girl as well... ^_^ but Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter Is good... o_o; yep. AND WHATS UP WITH SPICE GIRLS omg like so ninties. but ninties music was awesome. *misses the ninties*
  • Kaori · 3 years ago
    Zelda also owned. ^_^ Kaori sorry for double post. Jak I, II, III, X, and Daxter are good. I play the sims as well that could be considered a vertual doll house.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    haha! thanks, charles! i'm glad it makes you laugh! :D!

    hey, kaori! no need to worry about the double post. i don't think that there are many of us that DID play those games! haha! i agree with you on all of your game choices esp the "jak and daxter" series! :D!

    er, sims is more like a horror game the way i play it... *sounds of crickets* *cough* (haha)

    the one major affect that writing this had on me was that i had spice girls songs stuck in my head! *laughing!*
  • nealson lewison · 3 years ago
    Rakka great list and i love the way you handled the haters of your article.... great stuff... but did anyone notice that animal crossing was a honorable mention for manliest games? wtf? (i am a man and i play Animal crossing for ds) but not very manly at all... lol great list for gurls tho
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    WTC?!?!? Ghost recon was rated "m", also it was in the top 10 games of 2005 and '06. If that's a girly game because of frag dolls, then I'd better stop playing Halo, or maybe i'll grow pigtails.
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    pigtails are cute on guys, anony! :D!

    (i just think games are games. if they're fun to play, they're for everyone, you know?)

    oh! and thanks, nealson lewison! maybe "animal crossing" is manly because of...uh...no, i've got nothing. hahah! (in truth, i know lots of guys that play ac. they just don't admit it publically.)
  • Lauren · 3 years ago
    This is a great list of girly games and bratz rock angelz is one of m fav games evah but one game that should definitly be on here is Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life. If you have played Harvest moom: A wonderful Life, then you know that these games are awesome. ANWL(Another Wonderful Life) Is the womans equivalent to AWL(A Wonderful Life). Both are when you take over a farm but one you're a girl who finds love,a family, and happieness, and the other is about a boy who finds love, a family, and happieness. Get the picture? If you make another you HAVE to add ANWL!!!!!!!!!!!! And trust me, I know what i'm talking about.

    -Lauren, age 13, California
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    thanks, lauren!

    i'll have to play anwl since i haven't yet! i believe you when you say you know what you're talking about! ;D
  • Katie Collins · 3 years ago
    hey whats up I really want to play Barbie games com. im only ten years old sothats everythng
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    you should totally play barbie games if you want, katie! :D!
  • Gigi417 · 3 years ago
    I have never had so much fun procrastinating on homework as I am having right now. Both sides of the 'Top Ten' were absolutely hilarious. I felt the 'manly list' was entirely perfect from top to bottom (coming from many lonely nights due to a boyfriend who loves every one of those games - and I don't blame him) and your 'girly' list was the perfect comeback.

    Thanks for the laughs!
  • rakka · 3 years ago
    thanks so much, gigi! :D!

    always glad to help someone procrastinate! haha!
  • Radjago · 3 years ago
    This list is severely lacking in Super Princess Peach for the Nintendo DS. What other game can you win by crying?
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    I find that Barbie games are very funny for little girl. I saw many smiles on their faces while they were playing with Barbie. This is not a blog for men or boys.
  • Anonymous · 3 years ago
    omfg, ghost recon in top 1, how silly it's ??
  • walther · 3 years ago
    women who play FPS are seriously hot. too bad GRAW blows *shrug*
  • William Sun · 3 years ago
    Haha, that was great! ;D
  • Gina Mcnamara · 2 years ago
    This one makes sence "One's first step in wisdom is to kuesstion everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything."
  • klinofdoom · 2 years ago
    GRAW was pretty terrible. But there's no doubt: just because a girl is lucky enough to beat a guy at a game, it doesn't mean it's a girly game. GRAW is definitely a game for men, not girls (no matter what the Frag Dolls want to say, or any other woman for that matter - btw, the Frag Dolls BLOW). The rest of those choices are definitely games for girls though. Would have made more sense if you put Bejeweled at the top of the list, seeing as how I see women all the time playing this game and nothing else.
  • Eric · 2 years ago
    Hey man just because your a fagg and dont like that game doesnt mean that you can name it girliest game and i could own the faggdolls at that game its meant for one species... thats right man not women but they're welcome to play if they want
  • ravran2 · 1 year ago
    WHat? Can't believe it! Where was Male Invaders? The game where girlie types get to shoot all those nasty things that me do, you know, sport, cars, toilet seat left up ...

    The address is something like myinvaders.com

    R
  • penny · 1 year ago